scrotum-scrub

An attempted goatee that looks like ball hair.

Despite three months of effort, kyle's beard is just scrotum-scrub!

by Scrotum scrub November 27, 2015

toats mgoats dr. scrots

totally to the next level

Hey man, you wanna go to the club,

toats mgoats dr. scrots

by cabargstadt May 5, 2010

scrotum neck

A term used to describe the neck on a person that resembles the texture of a scrotum.

Oh my God, did you see Harrison Ford's scrotum neck on the Late Show last night?

by Tyler J. Brown May 21, 2008

Scrotum Grasp

The holding of a wine goblet in an under-handed fashion with the goblet stem between the ring and middle finger.

Sonja had a casual yet firm scrotum grasp on her wine glass.

by CJZ444 December 17, 2008

Monkey Scrotum

When a guy's ballsack is similar to a monkey's.

Peter Griffin: "RANDY FULLMAN?! I'm here to beat the crap out of you!"
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'

by usefbishara March 24, 2008

Scroteus

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}

This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!

by Jesus D. August 14, 2008

scronus

The area between an individual's penis shaft and scrotum. Often itches and is relieved through very accurate scratching.

Dude: Dude, I scratched my scronus for like 2 hours this morning
Other Dude: Dude! Mine itched for so long the other day! It felt awesome scratching it!

by your grannys cat August 20, 2010