Scroatee

A beard like formation of public hair found only on the scrotum. This is formed as the result of a man not shaving his scrotum (usually out of a fear of hurting himself) but shaving the rest of his pubic hair. The result is a rediculous looking patch of hair forming around the balls.

Alicia - "So I heard that you and Mike started getting pretty sexual... how's that going?"

Allison - "Not bad I guess..."

Alicia - "?"

Allison - "Well when I went to give him head I was glad he was shaved, but then I was really grossed out when I saw, and then felt, his Scroatee."

Alicia - "Ew! That's always so gross, not to mention rediculous looking."

by CleanShaved February 2, 2010

scrotecoil

A scrote coil is where a guys scrote gets tangled in something that twists it round eg:a blender

Dude, that guys got a scrotecoil!

by Josh White June 23, 2006

Scrotein Shake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth.

John gave Mary a scrotein shake.

by MysteryJuice June 2, 2009

Scrote Roll

An effort to be inconspicuous when scratching one's scrotum. A scrote roll is a very fast, very effective way to stop an itching sensation by grasping the itchy area with the thumb and forefinger, and sliding them in opposite directions, thus creating a rolling effect.

Hey Roger, 3 scrote rolls in one hour? You totally have crotch crickets.

by psuedonympho February 15, 2013

Scrote Milk

Where cow milk comes from a cow, seal milk from a seal, and goat milk from a goat, the origin of scrote milk is from deep within the cores of a man's ballsack. Also known as semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, nutter butter, etc. albeit with less of a nutritional nuance.

You look a little protein deficient. How about a nice, tall glass of scrote milk?

by Al Jizzeera September 10, 2014

scrotephote

It's like a dick pick, but instead of a dick, it's a scrotum.

"He's not like those other guys, he sent me a scrotephote" - Some classy thot bitch

by smoochyroot^2 October 12, 2016

Scrotepack.

When you have a six pack on your scrotum. It is achieved by putting a weight on your balls, and then going in a hot room, then a cold room and getting a six pack on your balls.

Jeff: that’s a nice scrotepack john I wish I had one.
John: thanks Jeff I had to work a lot for my scrotepack.

by Scrototo. July 28, 2023