When you are on a session with mates and spot a Redbull "display case", you ponder to yourself if the Redbull cans within are fake or filled to the brim. You've then Schröedinger's redbull'd yourself.
Customer: "Can I have a double Vodka tropical Redbull?" I can see there's tropical Redbull over there".
Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".
Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"
Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*
Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".
Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"
Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*
by ChickyDippa August 5, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Redbullmug. A meme that is edgy, poignant, and filled with the truth. That is, until it is challenged. Then it becomes just a silly meme and you're clearly a horrible person for not getting the joke.
Person A - posts edgy meme
Random people - Yeah! This is true!
Person A - So much truth!
Person B - This is not true, and here are facts to prove it is untrue.
Person A - Hey! It's just a meme. Why can't you understand that it's just a joke?
Me - Aahhhh... this is Schrödinger's Meme.
Random people - Yeah! This is true!
Person A - So much truth!
Person B - This is not true, and here are facts to prove it is untrue.
Person A - Hey! It's just a meme. Why can't you understand that it's just a joke?
Me - Aahhhh... this is Schrödinger's Meme.
by EverGreen November 2, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Mememug. A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's SIMPmug. Derived from Schrödinger's Douchebag, Schrödinger's Debater is someone who, in an argument, determine if they are trolling or serious depending on if they are winning or losing.
If winning, They will claim their argument is pure fact, and that the opponent lost to them. If losing, however, they will claim that they were simply trolling the whole time and that their opponent was stupid, and fell right into their ploy. This is usually a deflective method used by insecure assholes who wish to feel superior, even when they lose.
If winning, They will claim their argument is pure fact, and that the opponent lost to them. If losing, however, they will claim that they were simply trolling the whole time and that their opponent was stupid, and fell right into their ploy. This is usually a deflective method used by insecure assholes who wish to feel superior, even when they lose.
"I was arguing with this asshole for hours online, and when I started winning, he suddenly claimed that he had actually been trolling me the whole time. What a Schrödinger's Debater."
by HeiEnvader12139 November 11, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Debatermug. Jimmy what are we going to do? They have got us legally!
Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
by funl April 28, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Contractmug. When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.
*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.
by hobnobz May 27, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s chatmug. Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.
by The haydero May 19, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Homosexualmug.