Trey Schmickey

Any mixed drink

Dale: Hey Joey, you want a beer?
Joey: Nah, man, I want a Captain and Coke.
Dale: A Trey Schmickey guy, I see

by spf004 February 14, 2021

Samantha Schenker

they say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a duke pre college class and meet a Samantha. have you ever seen a unhappy person with a Samantha Schenker? it’s impossible. Samantha Schenker is actually the funniest person i have ever met in my life, she has a really cool hair.

*whisper* she is also pretty ☺️
i hope she doesnt see this anytime soon >_<

Samantha Schenker: you’re a schhloser

by a schhloser July 4, 2022

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022