scare-a-legal

A particularly sociopathic or physically repulsive paralegal.

Also a tool or effigy used to repel other paralegals from one's own computer.

Sakura placed a scare-a-legal on her monitor and no attorney dared approach it.

by Benny the Slug May 4, 2007

Journal Scare

A nickname for the generally charming Journal Square neighborhood of Jersey City that highlights its more unsavory elements.

"Can you believe that 5 police officers were shot the other night in Journal Scare?"

by AP Styles August 8, 2009

Pussy Scared

When your pussy is scared

I got so pussy scared today. Krinkle said “I got a pussy scare”

by Pscared January 16, 2022

dump scare

when you shit in the toilet and the toilet water splashes back at you.

You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.

by Big dicky dick boy September 12, 2022

I-scare

The feeling when you fumble in your pockets, unable to find your uninsured I-phone.

'I thought the insurance was too expensive, but after suffering about 3 I-scares a day, I got it anyway'

by Andrewm09 September 6, 2009

Obama-scared

v. The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you receive a letter from your health insurance company.

When I saw the letter from Blue-Cross in the mail, it Obama-scared the shit out of my wallet.

by panda media October 30, 2013

Chair Scare

When you sit at an occupied table with the intention of making them move by being loud and/or annoying.

Aka: Scaring people away from a table

Friend: "There are no free tables for all of us...what should we do?"

You: "Let's go to that one and Chair Scare them"

by BobertLife October 23, 2011