The most accurate and full proof scale to rate women at parties or social gatherings.
The scale is broken down into 4 basic female categories face, chest , stomach, and ass. Each category has a max score of 3 points and a min of 0. There is also a chance of an intangible point such as great personality, sexy tat, or smokes trees. The intangible point has no limits, it can be anything you want in a girl that doesn't deal with the 4 already in place categories. If the girl receives a flat score of a 7 meaning no intangibles points given you have the go-ahead to lay the pipe. The 12 Point Scale really works, so give it a try and your next party.
The scale is broken down into 4 basic female categories face, chest , stomach, and ass. Each category has a max score of 3 points and a min of 0. There is also a chance of an intangible point such as great personality, sexy tat, or smokes trees. The intangible point has no limits, it can be anything you want in a girl that doesn't deal with the 4 already in place categories. If the girl receives a flat score of a 7 meaning no intangibles points given you have the go-ahead to lay the pipe. The 12 Point Scale really works, so give it a try and your next party.
Dwayne - Yo, im about to go snatch that pussy over there, what you think?
Travis - Ummm let me use The 12 Point Scale. Id give her face a 2, tits a 1, stomach a 2 and her ass/legs a 2 and didn't she say something about smoking us out later?
Dwayne - Ya, she's down with the trees.
Travis - Nice, so id def give her an intangible point for that. So id give her an 8/12 on the scale and a flat score of a 7. So ya you id def lay the pipe and pull a T-raw .
Dwayne - Thats what I thought, Im about to go wheel.
Travis - Ummm let me use The 12 Point Scale. Id give her face a 2, tits a 1, stomach a 2 and her ass/legs a 2 and didn't she say something about smoking us out later?
Dwayne - Ya, she's down with the trees.
Travis - Nice, so id def give her an intangible point for that. So id give her an 8/12 on the scale and a flat score of a 7. So ya you id def lay the pipe and pull a T-raw .
Dwayne - Thats what I thought, Im about to go wheel.
by np24holla May 27, 2011
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It goes like this.
1- Monster can't look at them or they'll burn your eyes out.
2- Heinous, Busted- Needs plastic surgery.
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly.
4- Below Average/Unattractive- Someone you'd never go out with.
5-Average, could be slightly unnatractive, someone you wouldn't look at twice.
6- Barely Do-able, that's if they're "endowed" in other places. If not, you most likely wouldn't. But they can look ok if they try hard.
7- Cute/Doable- someone you wouldn't be ashamed of. Definitely Date material/maybe more.
8-General Hot/Good Looking- May or may not be exotic looking or just average hot, but definitely someone you'd fuck, want to have a long term relationship with.
9-Super Smoking Hot- People you don't see in public often and someone you'd die to fuck.
10- Perfection- dosen't exist but someone can be as high as a 9.9, close to it.
It goes like this.
1- Monster can't look at them or they'll burn your eyes out.
2- Heinous, Busted- Needs plastic surgery.
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly.
4- Below Average/Unattractive- Someone you'd never go out with.
5-Average, could be slightly unnatractive, someone you wouldn't look at twice.
6- Barely Do-able, that's if they're "endowed" in other places. If not, you most likely wouldn't. But they can look ok if they try hard.
7- Cute/Doable- someone you wouldn't be ashamed of. Definitely Date material/maybe more.
8-General Hot/Good Looking- May or may not be exotic looking or just average hot, but definitely someone you'd fuck, want to have a long term relationship with.
9-Super Smoking Hot- People you don't see in public often and someone you'd die to fuck.
10- Perfection- dosen't exist but someone can be as high as a 9.9, close to it.
by olrie February 15, 2010
Get the 1-10 Scale mug.The rating scale used by Duke University Alumna Karen Owen to rate the quality of her sexual partner/experience. The ten-point scale consists of eight areas of analysis: Physical Attractiveness, Size, Talent, Aggressiveness, Entertainment, Athletic Ability, and Bonus.
You should definitely hook up with Shane. We went back to his place last Tuesday and he's definitely a 12/10 on the owen scale!
by The Amalamps October 8, 2010
Get the The Owen Scale mug.A rating scale for females at SUNY Institute of Technology. Due to the lack of women on campus, the SUNYIT scale gives females an extra 4 points on the 10 scale
"Dude, when I saw her at SUNYIT she was smokin hot. I would of gave her a 9 until I saw her out at the club. She was more like a 5 when I saw her around normal females."
Dude: "I only have sex with dime pieces"
Homie: "Yeah right, that girl you beat at school is busted. She's no better than a six"
Dude: "Duh, I was at SUNYIT."
Homie: "Ohh, yeah she's a dime on the SUNYIT scale for sure."
Dude: "I only have sex with dime pieces"
Homie: "Yeah right, that girl you beat at school is busted. She's no better than a six"
Dude: "Duh, I was at SUNYIT."
Homie: "Ohh, yeah she's a dime on the SUNYIT scale for sure."
by MajorBlaze1 December 27, 2010
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He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020
Get the scalesy mug.A scale in determining the drunkeness of a girl in a bar. 1 is stark raving sober and 10 is Lindsay Lohan.
Its used to determine if a girl in a bar is too drunk to try to pick up.
Its used to determine if a girl in a bar is too drunk to try to pick up.
That chick is a solid three on the Lohan Scale.
No way shes swaying too much and is covering her face when she laughs. Id say shes a good five on the Lohan Scale.
No way shes swaying too much and is covering her face when she laughs. Id say shes a good five on the Lohan Scale.
by Ravage790 August 3, 2010
Get the Lohan Scale mug.1. Slam Scale; noun - a mathematical equation used to determine the number of sexual partners based on real-life variables, i.e. years spent single and sexually active. Scale serves to determine true “sluttiness” of a person by basing their overall accrual in real time, also known as single years.
2. The slam scale mathematically determines “sluttiness” by leveling out the playing field in terms of time and sexual partners. If little Gracie has had sex with 24 men over the course of 12 single years then her slam scale number is only 2, whereas little Jessica may have only slept with 15 men but it was over the course of 3 single years, giving her a slam scale number of 5 and deeming her the bigger slut.
To Calculate your slam scale:
Subtract the number of years spent in monogamous relationships from the number of years you have been sexually active. That will give you your single years number. Then divide your number of sexual partners by your number of single years to get your slam scale number.
3.
sexy years – monogamous years = single years
sex partners / single years = # on the slam scale
2. The slam scale mathematically determines “sluttiness” by leveling out the playing field in terms of time and sexual partners. If little Gracie has had sex with 24 men over the course of 12 single years then her slam scale number is only 2, whereas little Jessica may have only slept with 15 men but it was over the course of 3 single years, giving her a slam scale number of 5 and deeming her the bigger slut.
To Calculate your slam scale:
Subtract the number of years spent in monogamous relationships from the number of years you have been sexually active. That will give you your single years number. Then divide your number of sexual partners by your number of single years to get your slam scale number.
3.
sexy years – monogamous years = single years
sex partners / single years = # on the slam scale
Example:
If Little Chelsea is 31 and lost her virginity when she was 16 then she has been sexually active for 15 years. She spent 8 of those years in relationships giving her 7 single years. Little Chelsea has slept with 28 people so… her slam scale number is 4.
If Little Chelsea is 31 and lost her virginity when she was 16 then she has been sexually active for 15 years. She spent 8 of those years in relationships giving her 7 single years. Little Chelsea has slept with 28 people so… her slam scale number is 4.
by Dr. Wag October 6, 2012
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