sphere satchel

ball sack

That kid kicked me square in my sphere satchel!

by SnooterBoy June 9, 2009

jew satchel

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.

Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.

by Satchel lover January 22, 2014

bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles

'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'

by mangorice August 15, 2015

Dirty Satchel

When you are sixty-nining with a girl, but you end up vomiting on her, so she ends up with a mouth full of cum and a pussy full of vomit. A "Satchel" if you will.

Person A: "We were going at it so hard, I accidentally gave her a Dirty Satchel."
Person B: "Eww, disgusting!"

by somerussiannigger October 20, 2016

satchel secretions

Sweat from the underneath of a males balls

I need a shower my satchel secretions are going to start smelling.

by Gdlvr1 July 13, 2019

sneezing in a satchel

Another term for "eating the pussy"

Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off

by satchelsneezer69 January 30, 2017

turd satchel

a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.

“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”

by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021