Tijuana satchel 

The act of covertly defecating in another's person's purse, messenger bag, backpack, suitcase or similar luggage.

After getting fired from work, on his way out of the office, Dave turned the HR lady's purse into a Tijuana Satchel.

Tijuana satchel by Walfer March 23, 2023

sneezing in a satchel 

Another term for "eating the pussy"

Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off

sneezing in a satchel by satchelsneezer69 January 30, 2017

satchel

Can be a verb or adjective.

Verb:
a) to slouch around wearing scruffy leather jackets and bluntstones, looking incredibly mangy, untidy and unkept.
b) to smoke a copious amount of marijuana.

Adjective: can describe anything, however usually describes someone or some action of the know-it-all, douche-bagish nature.

Verb: "i woke up late and satchel'd around Queen street yesterday"
"lets satchel it up"

Adjective: "wow that was a satchel move, man"

satchel by beachface March 29, 2009

satchel

The scrotum or ballsack.
see satchel bomb.

I banged my satchel on the doornob.ouch!

satchel by jason&mikey February 25, 2003

poon satchel 

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

poon satchel by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

Vagina Satchel 

The fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.

While people watching:
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!

Vagina Satchel by CrazyRose1 September 8, 2011

Flesh Satchel 

Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.

She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.

Flesh Satchel by ksaysthis January 15, 2013