1. an incredibly shy yet outgoing person from Naruto. He hates the phrase 'dontcha know' and goes on suicidal rampages when hearing it. xD
His favorite foods are onigiri <3 and tomatoes although he knows hitomi hates them. his -ahem- has been dubbed captain retardo although he is very talented in bed for he has slept with many a man and uses his 'mirror eye wheel' sharingan to copy his lovers 'moves'.so BEAT THAT EVIl ANTI SASUKE PEOPLE! :P
His favorite foods are onigiri <3 and tomatoes although he knows hitomi hates them. his -ahem- has been dubbed captain retardo although he is very talented in bed for he has slept with many a man and uses his 'mirror eye wheel' sharingan to copy his lovers 'moves'.so BEAT THAT EVIl ANTI SASUKE PEOPLE! :P
incorrect:lyk omg i think s@asuke is lyk s00000 kyute.
correct:Uchiha Sasuke is the fucking sexiest person on the face of the earth. and is seme to naruto -^.^-
correct:Uchiha Sasuke is the fucking sexiest person on the face of the earth. and is seme to naruto -^.^-
by iNsaNeucHiha February 25, 2005
for the last f***king time it is sas-kay no sazuki...
i like boyz and toyz....and toyz in boyz
lets see....i take it in the ass monday, wed. and friday, but all the other days i take...except on sunday i go to church
i look like harry potter but i cant do any magic except either really suck at CSS or hack
my hobbies are long walks on the beach ( with boys), long showers (with boys) and getting hammered off one beer
if i could be anyone in life i would be arnold schwartnerager cause he can rape any boy in the world and no1 would be able to get him off
one day i hope i can be miss america and change the world
i love you all
<3 sasuke (smokescox4free@asspwnzor.penis)
i like boyz and toyz....and toyz in boyz
lets see....i take it in the ass monday, wed. and friday, but all the other days i take...except on sunday i go to church
i look like harry potter but i cant do any magic except either really suck at CSS or hack
my hobbies are long walks on the beach ( with boys), long showers (with boys) and getting hammered off one beer
if i could be anyone in life i would be arnold schwartnerager cause he can rape any boy in the world and no1 would be able to get him off
one day i hope i can be miss america and change the world
i love you all
<3 sasuke (smokescox4free@asspwnzor.penis)
by colin March 17, 2005
sasuke is one of the many hot ninjas on naruto. he was members with sakura and naruo, but left them. he left to find more power to defaet his brother. people might thinks he's a "fag","coward","bitch" or what ever but he isn't any of those. he is totally fuking HOT! he is also powerful in my eyes i see a hot powerful man.
by vemo-saku October 17, 2009
Uchiha Sasuke is a main character in the Naruto series. He was originally introduced as a protagonist; a member of Konohagakure's Team 7. As the series progressed he became an antagonist, culminating in his association with the Akatsuki, becoming one of the most dynamic characters in the series. Sasuke is also one of the last last surviving members of the Uchiha clan, along with Uchiha Madara.
My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone.
by Attack.Attack98 April 09, 2011
The amount of intelligence one possesses at any given moment is inversely proportional to his/her desires for power and/or revenge. (From Sasuke Uchiha of Naruto fame.)
It's so stupid of her to be acting like that towards her ex! She thinks she's so smart, but her desire for revenge has corrupted her brain. Well, that's Sasuke's Law for ya.
by Allison Bobb August 05, 2008
bastard Cunt who likes echidnas and dumbass Frog pngs. Distgusting . Imbecile . Glorifies Mike Narutokin and Wallace too much. Bullier of nico fursuit.
nico: "sasuke sasukekin"
sasuke: "what the fcuk ywant cunt cunt"
nico: "sasuk .)="
sasuke : "you will know death this day! Fireball jutsu!"
sasuke: "what the fcuk ywant cunt cunt"
nico: "sasuk .)="
sasuke : "you will know death this day! Fireball jutsu!"
by nico fursuit March 16, 2019
A legendary overlord in which has a dick the size of the empire state building. He has the power to fuck your girlfriend whenever he wants. He also has the power to not give a fuck. He has a lightning blade that can castrate you at will. If you get in his way he will fight you. And when he beats (which he will) he will stick his dick in your mouth triumphantly and say "YOU WERE IN MY WAY" and you were. This legend gets the Sakura pussy on the daily. His powerful partner is the ogrelord Shrek himself.
by ShrekStraightOuttaSwampton January 29, 2017