Awkward sardine

When one licks their finger and sticks it between someone else’s boobs and wiggles it.

I gave my girl an awkward sardine last night.

by Lawgin February 13, 2021

Heavy sardines

The next stage to the phrase "heavy salad"

Used in very stressful situations

"Mate this maths level is heavy salad"

"Nah bro its heavy sardines"

by BigKieth June 7, 2021

Sloppy Sardine

A lady in a friend group that’s kind of a les hoe, just looking for a fresh lick.

OMG SAVANAH IS BEING A SLOPPY SARDINE COVER YA COOTS.

by Heatlheatl October 6, 2025

Sardine Time

A male-male-female group soaking session. Can involve more dudes, but only one woman. In this arrangement, the guys are "packed in like a bunch of sardines" and often shake each other so that none of them have to sin against alien Jesus. A controversial approach to sexuality amd purity requirements within the church. Common criticisms include it being a legalistic perversion of Joseph Smith's revelation, thats it's really gay, and that it has the potential to leave a whole generation of female saints "wallerred out". As one elder commented, "Steve, just imagine if the guys were black."

I just love sardine time with Joseph and Hezekiah. When they jiggle me, I really feel the spirit. Becky is a good woman, a fine conduit. Do you think we could wedge someone else in there? For the faith?

by Thedacious Jones October 26, 2025

racing sardine

Skinny fucker.

He used to look like a beached whale, but now he looks like a racing sardine.

by ritederoli June 16, 2024

Sardine Can

When you peal back her panties and juice starts to drip between her lips and gives you a whiff of a rancid fish smell that makes you gag but proceed to eat it while pinching your nose!

Hey Bob, “How was Marilyn last night?” Man she was a kipper snack in a sardine can, tasted like anchovies!

by Big “E” March 29, 2025

Sardine barrel

A musty, fishy, rancid, sour, foul, hurriundues, flaccid, unimaginably disgusting pussy. Thank you for your time.

1. Her pussy smelled so bad I jumped out of bed and screamed “damn bitch that sardine barrel making my eyes water, this is facial assault, IM CALLING 911”

2. I like seafood so i Stick with the sardine barrel girls!

by Apple crust August 23, 2023