salt

My best friend.

Salt, your amazing.

by MorganKassySam March 1, 2009

Salted

When you feel all shitty, as though you have salt all over you.

and

Similar to the expression "gutted".

Damn, I was well salted when Beckam missed that penalty.

by Yosef July 6, 2004

salt

Used slang term for LSD.

That's one salty hippie!

by fenrir August 5, 2005

salted

When a girl is shapeless, ugly, and gross.

"Reeeee, that girl got curves like a winding road. But fo' serious, her friend ain't nothing special, she's salted."

by D.L VanVeelen December 31, 2006

SALTS

Smiles A Little Then Stops. This word is used instead of telling a lie saying 'LOL' because who of you actually laugh out loud?

Person 1: "Haha that was so funny!"
Person 2: "LOL!"
Person 1: "No, its SALTS, did you actually laugh out loud?"
Person 2: "No."

by The Truth Uncovered September 1, 2013

salt

mormons from utah....

man that mormon is SO salty.

by yourmamaishot April 5, 2008

grain of salt

A metaphor used when information or advice should not be taken so seriously.

Peter: I read somewhere that we're going to war with North Korea!!
Mom: Where did you hear that from?
Peter: Someone commented on my Facebook post
Mom: It was probably sarcasm that you clearly missed on. There is definitely tension between the US and North Korea but not enough to go into War over. Take what they said with a grain of salt.

by PLPK Fire April 27, 2017