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Salsa Bath

Noun, Verb, Adjective, etc.

Widely usable and applicable, the term Salsa Bath has not but one definition, but rather, defines itself based on contextual implications.

More specifically, salsa bath is an expression of shock, dismay, disbelief, excitement, horror, disgust, interest, boredom, exhaustion, enthusiasm, enlightenment, animosity, arousal, beguilement, satisfaction, outrage, and/or commitment.

This list could continue into infinity, as various uses of the term present themselves in the contextually relevant metaverse.
"I got a real salsa bath at the book store this semester."

"That concert last night was one hell of a salsa bath!"

"Dude, have you seen her in a bathing suit? Salsa bath!!"

"That guy is a total jerk; his whole life is one big salsa bath."

"Took a shower this morning... salsa bath!"

Person 1: "Want to come to the Devo concert tonight?"
Person 2: "Can't, have to work until 3 am."
Person 1: "Ahh, salsa bath."

"I can't believe the NDAA, what a salsa bath!"

"The Occupy Movement took a real salsa bath this winter."

Person 1: "Dude, I'm actually going to fill a claw-foot tub with Pace Picante this weekend and take a fucking salsa bath!"
Person 2: "Alright, salsa bath!"

Person 1: "Did you hear? The federal government now has the power to incarcerate any individual indefinitely without trial."
Person 2: "Salsa... Bath..."

"My English class this semester is a real salsa bath."

"I'm thinking about coming by your studio and checking out your little salsa bath project."

Person 1: "Dude, this place wreaks of milk soda."
Person 2: "Salsa bath?"

"Last night I finally got lucky with Tiffany... Salsa bath."

Person 1: "Dude, Frank slept with my girlfriend, Tiffany!"
Person 2: "Aww man, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Yeah, he's gonna get a fucking salsa bath to the face next time I see him."

Buddha: "A jug fills drop by drop."
Disciple: "Salsa Bath."

"Sometimes life just seems like one salsa bath after another."

"The federal government is just one, big salsa bath."
by Triivlerackasaurus Rex February 7, 2012
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lady salsa

Female peroid juice
by Trap32 November 26, 2015
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Salsa boy

A guy who likes to chug salsa when ever he can. When not chugging salsa he will usualy start singing a salsa song while throwing salsa at people.
Hay salsa boy got enough salsa their
by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 15, 2016
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Dusty Salsa

The various cans of old food in your pantry that you know you’ll never eat yet never throw out.
Dude: Holy shit, this can of soup expired nine years ago.

Dude 2: Damn. That’s some dusty salsa.
by TT69 March 14, 2018
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Salsa Blaster

A salsa blaster is where you take a shot of tequila, put a drop of salsa in your eye, and then snort a line of salt.
We going to do some salsa blasters when we hit up the party.

Lets spice things up, anyone up for a salsa blaster?
by Just 1 Guy May 2, 2010
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Salsa Bowl

a retarded person; or one who "don't quite get it"
the trick is to mold an infants skull into a bowl shape while it's still soft so you and your pals can use it as a salsa bowl during Monday night football. The poor child will grow up retarded, but it was for a good cause.
by Brisko53 October 19, 2010
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Salsa ass

An painfull rectum condition in which a subject experiences a painful burning feeling rectum and anis region. It is also often associated after eating hot or spicey foods.
After eating all of those hot wings, boy do I sure have Salsa ass.
by TheRealWolfy June 8, 2007
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