"Dude, your mom is flying the suburban flag?"
"Yeah, she friggin' loves Christmas. And Easter. And Halloween. And Thanksgiving."
"Yeah, she friggin' loves Christmas. And Easter. And Halloween. And Thanksgiving."
by FreedomRock November 21, 2011
Get the suburban flagmug. A suburbanite with delusions of being a wild-west frontiersman.
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spent $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of wing nut libertarianism.
* reagan/bush '84 hat
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spent $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of wing nut libertarianism.
* reagan/bush '84 hat
Unionization rates have gone down and inequality has gone up for the past 60 years because of these retarded suburban cowboys. we should put them in a gulag until they learn how to do real work lmao
by Chuck Shiesty August 3, 2022
Get the Suburban Cowboymug. Kayaking in the lake that used to be your front yard or in the river that used to be the street in front of your house.
by FloodedYard March 31, 2010
Get the Suburban Kayakingmug. Although Vivian was raised in the suburbs sheprefers to drink 211 Steel Reserve and listen to Sexyy Red instead of Miley Cyrus because she’s suburban ratchet.
by TahariTopaz October 13, 2023
Get the Suburban Ratchetmug. by Krazy Chemist August 23, 2011
Get the Suburban Limomug. Unlike going commando, which is to go without underwear, going suburban commando is to forgo pants altogether.
Ever since I got this telecommute development position, I've been able to go suburban commando without arrest!
by naijalak April 1, 2009
Get the Suburban Commandomug. by Tarmmy December 23, 2008
Get the Suburban Fevermug.