Stonk

Slang in da miltary for Artie cannons that fire semi-atomic bombs

Peir ze Germans are coming prepare to launch ze STONKS!!!! "RussianBadger"

by ReconShadow3 September 23, 2021

Stonk the Minecraft

To fire artillery on a naval mine ship

Commander, we need to stonk the minecraft!

by bigtony762 February 3, 2023

Stonk

Stonk meme - to talk stonkish. E.g inglish, kemist, konspiricy tearist, spanesh, hac, bertday.

If someone has a birthday they would pronounce it "bertday" in a stupid voice. The voice has is stonkish

by Manstonk November 14, 2020

STONKS

A rise in anything and everything or to invest.

"My friend found a dollar he said, STONKS" "My boss invested in safety he said, STONKS"

by Big schlong boi February 11, 2020

Stonks

The well-crafted Stonkks meme refers to a bizarre image of the esteemed Meme Man standing in front of a stock market green screen. The bottom right corner of the image reads “stonks.” The man is donning a suit and tie, only further highlighting the business essence of the image.

I will take your entire stonks

by Clipclap July 1, 2020

Stonks

Stonks, we all know the meme, but did you know it’s actually military slang? I bet you didn’t. Stonks are in the context to military: “a high concentrated bombardment”

Example:
Stonks, *distant explosions*
Hmm yes, Mortar Stonks.

by Slykin May 4, 2022

Stonks

the word "stock" in surreal speak

i hav made stonks price high

by tehc March 1, 2022