Sharticle

An article emailed to others while taking a shit.

I sent my friends a sharticle from Pulse while on the porcelain throne!

by Tito55 August 8, 2013

scarticle

Scar•ti•cle (skärtikəl)

1. An article on the internet that presents a headline designed to invoke a fear-based reaction in the reader in order to have said reader click on said link to increase that website's traffic, therefore ad revenue.

"Dude. Quit posting scarticles on Facebook. Snopes that shit first."

by Mightycud2 January 8, 2014

sparticle

1. Sparkly thing
2. Something cool

(Plural is sparticles, which is multiple sparkly things)

1. Check out those sparticles she's got for sale!
2. Love the new jewelry. So sparticle.

by Paralian August 6, 2017

Smarticle

Someone is a smarticleif they do one smart thing, but they don’t have to be smart.

Me: I’m such a smarticle, I just finished my homework while waiting to for the football game to start!

by Hi my name is ___ September 16, 2018

Sharticle

A piece of shit that froze in your pants and is now a piece of frozen shit

Grayson has a Sharticle in his pants after forgetting to wipe in the cold.

by Master of Sharticles June 18, 2022

startimes

testicular cancer

goddamnit, you got startimes too?

startimes is making my balls really swell. i keep letting baby porcupines crawl over them though, and it helps.

by bim of the bus February 11, 2023

shartcicles

When tiny pieces of ice fall on you when trying to get an ice cube out of an ice cube tray

Mom 1: Oh shartcicles not again!

Mom 2: We just wanted ice for our drinks! But this means war!

Mom 3: The freezer will have to be…unplugged.

Mom 1 and 2: *gasp*

by RollerSkateSlay October 22, 2023