Squirrel

A sexually-oriented woman that likes to "climb your wood," and swallow all of your nuts.
Dude, she had sex with like 3 guys yesterday.

Wow, what a squirrel.
by Semi-Dunn June 05, 2011
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THE BEST EFFING ANIMAL ALIVE!!!
i saw a squirrel..he was doing like this
by Cate mayonnaise February 04, 2011
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Squirrel

A choad, normally a weird brown color but can have variance in color, and surrounded by a thick mass of pubic hair.
Girl 1: So, what did you a with that guy last night?
Girl 2: Don't bring that up...
Girl 3: Why? What happened?
Girl 4: Things were going great and I went to reach into his pants and there was a squirrel in there!
by Umlau October 23, 2011
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1. Anything that distracts you from current conversation or task at hand. 2. Word used to describe being distracted from current conversation or task.
Her: ... and then she said that Wednesday, not Saturday, would be better for her; of course, neither day really --
Me: Squirrel! ... uhm, what are we talking about again?
by DrWendel May 01, 2011
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squirreled

We smoked a fat blunt and we were so squirreled.
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squirrel

Evil creatures that will help me take over the world.
go squirrel army, go!!!!
by Blagz May 28, 2004
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