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Bristley sprung flap

A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.
My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.
by Bazildog November 4, 2020
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instant sprung

The effect Laur and Mand have on various, sundry people.
Oh my. Check that out. The effect we have is... astounding.
by sweetiethatsadog March 18, 2005
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gettin sprung

haveing sex with tom O.
"wheres tom we need to start gettin sprung."
by tom oreilly January 14, 2008
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Spicy Sprung

When your friend has an explosive shit and you scoop it up with a spoon and heat the spoon which boils the shit making a spicy and fiery explosion of flavor when you inject the fluid into your veins. It gives you a very spicy buzz paired well with a ghost pepper.
WTF MAN!!! dont boil that shit and pour it down my rectum!!! I CANT HANDLE THE SPICY SPRUNG!! GONNNA BUSSS
by Bing Chillin October 19, 2023
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SPRUNGE

gross in a sexual way OR if you see someone who you think is attractive that person is "sprungetastic" someone you would do naughty things with XXX
the book fifty shades of grey is very sprungey

andy biersack is sprungetastic

game of thrones has a lot sprunge ( great show btw )
by HatsuneMikuBean December 14, 2016
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sprung a deal

creating a deal and then announcing them through multiple channels i.e. fan pages, tweets, emails.
The store owner sprung a deal through Facebook and Twitter
by beechnutusa October 19, 2010
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spring has sprung

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive
father: hoo-hoo, Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat if you come from a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
by Sexydimma October 19, 2013
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