South Park

best fuckin show that has ever fuckin been on the fuckin tv. ....bitch

^^^^^^ explaines it all.

by mmmeeeggghhhaannnnn July 25, 2004

south park

1.A big empty basin in Colorado with nothing for miles around.
2. A show on Comedy Central created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone which shows a awesome town there instead.

Me: You know, no one actually lives in South Park.
Other Guy: Shut Up! I know it's real!

by southparkguy April 19, 2006

South Park

The best TV show ever made.
Anyone who doesn't like South Park either
1. Hasn't watched it
or
2. Is a complete and utter retard fag

Cartmen:*To Stan* Maybe we can't find heaven because someone is a J-O-O
Kyle: GODDAMNIT CARTMEN!

South Park > Simpsons

by RespectMaAuthoritah August 3, 2006

South Park

The best show ever made
It makes fun of society, in a purely genius way. They creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, are possibly the most clever guys to ever exist.
South Park is the best show to ever exist. And it's the best that ever will exist.

South Park Quotes~

Cartman: I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.
-Tonsil Touble
___
Kyle: Dude, you have *sex* with *children*.
Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you.
Kyle: Seriously.
-NAMBLA episode
___

by StyleIsLove March 29, 2009

south park

yay south park!!

the best episode was the aspen episode

by godofthunder89012 December 19, 2003

Southpaw Slam

A Southpaw slam is when a right-handed man attempts to use their non-dominant left hand to jerk it and end up slamming their penis into their thigh.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I was feeling kinky and wanted to try jerking off left handed.
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: It doesn‘t matter why. What happened was I accidentally Southpaw Slammed my dick so hard that I strained it!
Guy 2: Why am I friends with you?

by Totally Not a School Account April 19, 2019

southport middle

hell. that’s a word that sums it up. if you think your school is bad, well you damn lucky you don’t go to sopo. you walk in and the first thing you see are roaches, snakes, clowns and a whole bunch of other shii. (i’m talkin bout the girls) the boys are just as annoying to tho. the teachers here to are lame asf and the food nasty ash. you probably gonna see some vsco girls to and they the ones who are really annoying. a lot of the girls be doing tiktok dances which no one fuckin cares bout their lil tiktoks. in general, sopo is cringey asf and you don’t wanna come her. periodt

southport middle is like hell. i get driven there every day in a big yellow stoopid bus.

by danielle cohn 🤡 October 16, 2019