Bean Sneeze

When a Female ejaculates

Bean, being reference to the clitoris
Sneeze, being reference to the quivering, wet aftermath.

Do the math...

"How did it go with Stacey last night??"

"Not bad, i gave her head and she did a Bean Sneeze all over my face"

by CaptainStripe December 01, 2010

Sneeze Fart

The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.

Did that mother fucker really just sneeze fart?

by Blitzkriego October 09, 2008

Sneezing Unicorn

A gentle, two-phase queef.

Women name their queefs too; for instance, we have the Sneezing Unicorn.

by fewbs April 15, 2009

Sneeze Priest

A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.

After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"

by xctx February 23, 2009

moose sneeze

When you have explosive diarrhea and it blows all over the rim of the bowl and bottom of the toilet seat.

Just like a moose sneeze, the same thing happens out of your ass.

by Hullbastard February 05, 2014

Sneeze Nasty

Adverb: the act of sneezing while simultaneously shitting your pants, brings shart-ing to the next level

Michelle:I have the beer shits and a cold what a shitty day

Chelsey: Oh no, you better be careful or you might just sneeze nasty

by MickChe March 22, 2011

Fuck Sneeze

screaming the word fuck, similar to how a person would sneeze, in order to relieve anger or stress

"Hang on guys, I need to fuck sneeze real quick."
"Alright, go for it man."
"FUCK!"
"Feel better?"
"Yeah"

by itsUnfortunate February 24, 2015