Siamese Lightsaber Battle

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.

Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Siamese Face

A term used for explaining that someone looks like one of your friends.

That guy has a siamese face like chris

by ROBOPANDA April 18, 2011

Siamese Dream

An album by The Smashing Pumpkins which consists of either grungy songs or soft love songs.

Siamese Dream is a kickass album by The Smashing Pumpkins. I'd say Siamese Dream and Gish! are my 2 favourite albums by The Smashing Pumpkins.

by UltimateDoge September 27, 2022

Siamese Dick

When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.

My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.

by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020

Siamese Dick

When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.

Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?

Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.

by MerpyMoo August 31, 2016