Show Me Your Boobs Day

An international holiday on the 5th of May when you have to show me your boobs

“Wow can’t believe it’s show me your boobs day today, I’ve been waiting all year for this!”

by anonymous May 5, 2025

waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

Show me dat PUSSY day

Where your girlfriend has to share their nudes.

Show me dat PUSSY day is one of a kind.

by Croniumhephdksnhxudbd May 27, 2018

show me your nails

When you ask your partner (in this instance a woman in general) to show their nails and another things more explicitly as she can take

Her breast in her hands

-"i asked her "show me your nails" and she sent a pic of her tits with her nails over them"
-"what color where the nails?"
-"huuh idk"

by Trunkishamuel January 1, 2022

show me the banana

when you're so hot you're hurting someone's feelings

person a: "oh my god, i hope he doesn't send me photos. that'll make it worse."

person b: "right? like, show me the banana."

by poosaigh January 9, 2025

National show me your boobs day

Show your boobs to your special someone on Feb 27th!

hey baby is national show me your boobs day ;)

by deezuts7777 February 27, 2023

show me the how

Show me the how

Kida: "hey Kiah, show me the how
Kiah: "the fuck does that mean?"
Kida: "it means show me the how"

by Mr. Potplant November 15, 2020