shizz

when you take a massive shit and jizz at the same time

“dude i took the most massive shizz.”
“awwww dude i’m about to shizz my pants.”

by Big cock Calvin July 8, 2020

slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.

Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz

by Jack De March 2, 2009

Shizz

A mix of both Shit and Jizz.

1: Dear God what's all over the floor?

2: Ah yeah, that'd be Shizz. It was a uh, interesting night.

by BroBuster May 16, 2021

Shizz

To be Absolutely Awesome ! Top of the charts!

"I watched Godsmscks drum solo today and OMG!, Their drummer is the shizz when he plays the bongos"!!

by Melzy May 7, 2018

Shizz

Female ejaculate; the fluid expelled by a squirter during orgasm. Derived from "she" + "jizz"

My bed is constantly soaked in shizz now that I'm dating a squirter.

by Barbalib June 3, 2015