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Sharpened queef

A high pressurized queef that can kill someone with the smell and power. It is basically a smelly windblade
That queef is powerful, smelly and sharp. It is probably a sharpened queef
by Unitedgamer November 17, 2021
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crayon sharpener

You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.
I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"
by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017
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the sharpest lives

An awesome song by MCR. If you want to hear how awesome it is just go look it up and listen to it. It’s not that hard.
Person1: what are you listening to?
Emo person:MCR the sharpest lives.

Person 1: what’s that?
Emo person: AN AMAZING SONG AND I WINT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE YOU SHOULD GO LISTEN TO IT!!
by Anonymous_person April 2, 2018
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Professional shaper

A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.
The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”

Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”
by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018
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backseat sharer

someone that shares links to articles/memes/other content without reading beyond the headline.
Person A: "Check out this article"
Person B after reading article: "wow, I can't believe they cover XYZ"
Person A: "Oh, I haven't actually read it yet but the title seemed interested"
Person B: "That is a peak backseat sharer approach"
by TC.unofficial August 3, 2020
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Cock Sharter

This usually happens during anal sex, when the female (or male) sharts aggressively on the mans cock.
The man COULD potentially ENJOY the sharting as it is one of his stink kinks.
Person 1: *Sharts on cock*
Person 2: AWG YOU COCK SHARTER
by reloggz March 12, 2021
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