by brent DeWitt December 23, 2008

by Never Bender May 4, 2020

When you are fucking, fingering, eating, fisting, titty fucking, or giving rim so freaking good that your partner uncontrollably shakes with there mouth wide open while rapidly blinking then cums. After one of these the person who has had the pleasure seizure would not be able to speak for 5 seconds after the seizure.
Zach: I heard you fucked heather
Young Curt: Yea i gave that bitch a pleasure seizure! swag woop
Zach: You video tape it?
Young Curt: not this time :/ woop
Young Curt: Yea i gave that bitch a pleasure seizure! swag woop
Zach: You video tape it?
Young Curt: not this time :/ woop
by dirtycut69 November 6, 2011

An orgasm that causes whole-body, toe-curling, screaming, and convulsions similar to a Grand Mal seizure.
Instead of calling 911, my boyfriend should have kept riding my dick until the lap seizure passed. He might of had one, too!
by jeffstick February 13, 2012

by tabasco3131 August 20, 2008

The effects of getting really stoned and tripping out hard. Usually followed by making lots of food and watching ridiculous television.
by jakester17 March 2, 2008

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while (or happens repeatedly) when in the middle of an internet conversation.
snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.
by J-J-Jenna January 4, 2007
