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sexileptic seizure

the shivering reaction done by a woman who has experience multiple awesome orgasms
"yes, yesss, yesssss, aaaahhhhhhhhhh, godd" "wow babe, you just gave me a sexileptic seizure"
by brent DeWitt December 23, 2008
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Seizure salad

Kyle got sent by the seizure salad I loaded for him
by Never Bender May 4, 2020
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Pleasure Seizure

When you are fucking, fingering, eating, fisting, titty fucking, or giving rim so freaking good that your partner uncontrollably shakes with there mouth wide open while rapidly blinking then cums. After one of these the person who has had the pleasure seizure would not be able to speak for 5 seconds after the seizure.
Zach: I heard you fucked heather

Young Curt: Yea i gave that bitch a pleasure seizure! swag woop

Zach: You video tape it?

Young Curt: not this time :/ woop
by dirtycut69 November 6, 2011
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lap seizure

An orgasm that causes whole-body, toe-curling, screaming, and convulsions similar to a Grand Mal seizure.
Instead of calling 911, my boyfriend should have kept riding my dick until the lap seizure passed. He might of had one, too!
by jeffstick February 13, 2012
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seizure boy

when your fucking somebody and it gets a little too intense so you have a seizure
by tabasco3131 August 20, 2008
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seizure salad

The effects of getting really stoned and tripping out hard. Usually followed by making lots of food and watching ridiculous television.
Brad and I got so seizure salad last night and watched Intervention.
by jakester17 March 2, 2008
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status seizure

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while (or happens repeatedly) when in the middle of an internet conversation.
snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.
by J-J-Jenna January 4, 2007
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