fuck sealed

a virgin
someone who has not had sexual intercourse

why is Mary the Holy Virgin..
coz she was fuck sealed

by papershredder December 17, 2010

seal queen

Me, I'm the seal queen
Just because I kept sending fat cat faces and I thought it looked like a seal so yeah

♛: 3)
It was caused by the fat version of :3

my friend: ALLL HAIL THE SEAL QUEEN :3)
Me: yes

by Seal queen April 17, 2017

Sealed with a kiss

When you fart at the end or near the end of taking a piss

Dam roy really fucked the bathroom off , well at least he sealed it with a kiss. Sealed with a kiss

by Anthony craig March 27, 2021

Dirty seal

A particularly catty, pretentious breed of private school girl that dumps on everyone because they're under the false impression that they're hot shit.

Sick cunt 1: "Look at her sipping her skim macciato talking to Carloff about the perils of sociology."

Sick cunt 2:"Fucking Dirty Seal."

by Cady XIII April 25, 2009

seal pup

A hairless otter.

"Everyone is invited, even you seal pup."

by Raulie Day January 11, 2015

Navy SEAL

A member of the most elite military force in the world. Goes through the toughest military training in the world, BUD/S (this lasts for 6 months and has the highest failure rate of any military force 75%-80% on average.) SEAL is an acronym that stands for Sea, Air, and Land. Those are the three areas that they can come from and fight in. After BUD/S they must complete SQT (SEAL qualification training) which includes army airborne training, and other SEAL training. June 28, 2005 NEVER FORGET.

Three Navy SEALs recently shot and killed 3 pirates from the back of an aircraft carrier to save a prisoner captain In samalia.

by climbpotato August 21, 2009

Seal Dong

The definition in which you give a man with a penis the size of that of a beast of pure nature. who's power is unexplained.

Dude, I think that Heidi Klum is only in it for the seal dong.

by G-Tweezy August 23, 2009