samurai cop

a world of warcraft guild that brings it strong made up mostley of off topic posters, they clame they are the 'new' off topic. they are slowley becomming more and more focused on forum raiding

also the name of a rly bad movie

BRING IT STRONG!!! like samurai cops

by Bob Rune February 1, 2007

Samurai Attack

The best Japanese punk rock band ever

Samurai Attack kick fucking ass

by oioioioi January 3, 2005

Samurai Pirate

Both a Pirate and a Samurai. The best sword fighters of all, demi gods of the see and masters of life, death and boshido.

Ninjas hate them... but secretly envy them.

Samurai Pirate is the literal translation of 'legend!'

On a beach.

Ninja - "What's far off in the distance?"
Random Elvish Woman - "Do my elvish eye's deceive me? it's a Samurai Pirate."
Samurai Pirate - "Now i'm behind you!"
Ninja - (wets ninjutsu uniform)

by The Wolf000 July 31, 2011

SamuraI Jesus 2024X

The future in Samurai Jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from Quake (from his hands)-When he was created his prime objective was to eliminate Samurai Moses and dominate own all games of bloody knuckles...

"UR arse is mine -Samurai Jesus is bak biaaaaaaatch..."

by Ace April 20, 2004

samurai sword

What you refer to as, the pulling off of the condom after having intercourse while making the "czshingggg" noise, forcing the woman to commit seppuku.

I asked Janet if she was on the pill. When she said "no," I was forced to pull out my samurai sword.

by Joefus' Roommate October 24, 2008

samurai slap

When a guy whips out his soft dick, slaps someone across the face, and quickly pulls his pants back up

I samurai slapped her last night

by Kouta Tsuchiya April 20, 2016

Samurai main

An individual that lacks ability, talent, skill, or dignity and makes up for which by exploiting shortcuts in attempt to feel equal or superior to their peers.

Hes thinks hes so impressive, but hes just a samurai main.

by turbosnatcher April 19, 2017