Sam 

The best female/male/non-binary you will ever meet, they’re very funny and depending on how you treat them, they can treat you like a god/goddess. They’re really sweet and will help you get through your hard times, though if you dare to hurt them or their friends physically or mentally your not going to want to see the sunlight again.

Woah your so cool like Sam!

Sam by HimariSakurai June 1, 2021

Sam 

most annoying guy ever!

dude he's so sam

Sam by Mac-aroni3 April 1, 2016

Sam 

Sam is a special friend who you can tell anything to. She is loving, and gives the best hugs. She is crazy strong, and she knows her priorities. She’s also wicked funny and has a great laugh.

Who’s the mom friend?
Probably Sam.

Sam by stealyaboi May 26, 2019

Sam 

Hes rad as a dad makes stupid jokes, but very funny! looks like jesus and might be gay who knows... and is a chef 10/10 pancakes, says he never watches tv and is currently looking at a tv looking for a movie, and is into old music

person 1: Omg is that your dad
sams daughter and son: yea, why?
person 1: he looks like jesus😂

Sam by pᴀ𝕟ⅅ𝑎 June 27, 2021

Sam 

Think of the biggest thing on Earth... an elephant? No. Now think of the biggest thing in the galaxy... the Sun? Not that either. Now think of the biggest thing in the universe... Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall? Damn either your a scientist or a googler. Either way not that either. I'll tell you what it is. Sam. Sam is so gargantuan you wonder how so much mass can be stored on the human body. You even question if it is human. Think of Sam as the atlas of the world, but instead of a ripped chad, a huge inconceivable lump of fat and grease holding up the universe. Paradoxically, his mass is larger than the amount of literal atoms in the entire universe, giving credence to his name Sam, backwards Mas(s).

Pub quiz question: What is the simplest yet largest thing?
You: Space?
Pub quiz question: Nope, it's Sam.

Sam by KomradeKiller January 8, 2022

Sam 

A real cool cat with a penchant for turtleneck sweaters and snakeskin boots. Eyes like uncut diamonds, hair like the mane of a glorious auburn stallion.

He likes his women like he likes his pickup trucks: Sturdy and covered in mud. He does what he wants, when he wants. A hero to all losers, boozers, deadbeats, down-and-outers and misunderstood arty types. Self-professed enemy of 'The Man'. The poster-boy for don'tgiveafuck-ness.

Beverage of choice? Fuzzy Navel, extra cherries with an umbrella, baby.

Favorite pastimes? Walking across arid deserts, thinking 'bout life, putting injured animals outta their misery and playing Risk with his dear ol' mama.

Yup, he's a real rhinestone cowboy.

"That guy sure is somethin'!"
"Oh yeah. That's Sam."

Sam by RoscoePColtrane May 14, 2013

Sam 

Sam is a guy with a huge nine-inch cock. He gets all the girls on his dick. He has two beautifully shaved testicles. He has lots of friends who suck his cock whenever he likes. All his friends are jealous of his 9- incher. His family are the coolest people you'll ever meet. His dad has a 19-inch cock and his mum is a size F in bras.

Oh, I wish I could suck Sams 9 inch cock. It points out of his pants when he has a boner.

Damn why is my cock so small, I've heard Sam's cock is 9 inches

Sam by Samk4569 August 14, 2017