rolands

A really short guy who’s usually as high as the average distance from the ground to a person’s knees.
Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.

How was your date?
Oh, It was awful! The guy was such a Rolands. He kept running into my knees.

by STD_Saliva_Spit May 20, 2018

Roland

A rare type of virus which causes the hair of miltary men to rust during war.

Teacher: why is it compulsory for soldiers to trim their hair?
Student: to avoid roland
Teacher:✔✔

by N1ck1 May 27, 2018

Roland

Roland is absolutely amazing he is the kindest most hardworking loyal guy out there he'll go out of his way just to make you smile especially if you're having a bad day he will literally jump out of a moving car to help those on the side of the road

He can sometimes be mysterious and moody and you have to really understand how his mind works,

A hopeless romantic he will buy you flowers food and come to you blasting Celine Dion and George Michael,

He is a great friend and an even better brother.

Why'd that guy get out of the car we're on the fucking freeway!

Oh that's gotta be Roland somebody must've gotten a flat again.

by Mr._NoName June 14, 2023

diamond roland

Pretty ,smart girl , that most likely take people's girlfriend. PETTY QUEEN . Dont come to her as a woman cus she'll most likely throw hands like a man . Most likely is a lebian but cant stand these bitches.Everyone thinks she has hoes , & in reality she has nobody to talk to but the people in her head. Lonely ass Lil girl.

Diamond Roland needs her followers up so follow her on Snapchat @Peachdiamond1 .

by Noneofyourbusinesshoe March 14, 2017

Roland

Funny guy that you work with that is mysterious. He is quiet and does share much but when he does you always laugh. Is a hard worker, balancing and multitasking well. Get yourself a Roland!

“Did you hear Roland in the meeting today? He made me laugh so hard!”

by Erahonaldragonfly May 3, 2022

roland

Roland is a caring boy. He usually goes after girls named aiyanna.Once you get one don't let any girl take him

Wow you got a Roland. I wish I had one

by sandy126 January 11, 2021

roland

the most excellent person you will ever meet. he is so smart and talented and will rock your world. he is an amazing teacher and you should always look up to him. he is really kind and is always available to hug a friend in need. he trusts everyone, but do not lose a roland's trust as it will hurt him and yourself. never betray him as he wont forgive you for it. always be friends with roland and never let him go.

"roland is the nicest person and is always willing to help a friend in need."

by katrina bbbb December 12, 2022