Rescue Rita

Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.

The entire county suffered because of one crazy Rescue Rita

by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020

Rescue Blow

Derogatory title for members of the Providence Fire Department assigned to a Rescue Company (EMS Division).

Originated as a malicious term sometime from the 1960s-1990s when being part of the EMS Division was seen as lesser work by those on Engine and Ladder Companies.

Today it is used jokingly, especially in reference to how the department's Rescue Techs (Medics) are overworked.

"Rescue really blows."

"Settle down 'ya Rescue Blow!"

by Rescue9 May 23, 2020

Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.

Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.

by Sicem bears August 4, 2020

TIK TOK RESCUE

It's an EJACULATION that is too slow and needs to be SPED UP.

The class action lawsuits are baseless.

Make it happen.

PERFECT FAG DATE WAITING.

HEART

Here is the problem is TIK TOK training is too slow and needs TIK TOK RESCUE by the GREAT WALL OF CHINA as PELOSI needs to JET into that BIG MOUTH and let me tell you they might DIE QUICK but one three thousandth of a second would seem like an ETERNITY the SHEER PAIN it would cause on COLLISIION.

Listen the JUDGE needs to throw out all lawsuits against them and do a TIK TOK RESCUE is ORACLE PARK is seeing a vast application of TROJANS AND OPE VIRUSES which is great for research purposes.

Hey guys want to make a lot of money as let's do a UNIQUE TIK TOK RESCUE as let's cover this bitch in the TUSCANY for visiting PARIS the wrong way as not having BOLLARDS to help her with her GOD AWFUL DRIVIMG , BUFFALO!!!!

Listen the guy just wants a real TIK YOK RESCUE honest date that does not repossess their appurtenances or throw them in a nut house or throw them in prison or COCK TEASE them to a GRINDR HALT.

MAGIC MAN and TIK TOK RESCUE ," as stop the SUBTLE and BLATANT ELDER ABUSE and your phony hacking of stealing away their originality.

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022

Flying beer to the rescue

When a beer just appears

Oh I was just sat down sobering up by Fulham Riverside then there was a flying beer to the rescue.

by Dave Davies August 2, 2022

rescue chick

Basically a woman that doesn't have anything in her life together, no job, no goals, not even a working relationship with their kids. And you don't find all that out until after you have already started investing feelings for them. The 1st few times you try to help those people out of their situation. After a while you start backing away from those types of relationships. Because you realize they have to fix themselves. If you try to assist them out of it, and they ain't putting in effort too. You realize real quick why they are in the situation they are in. (A male can fit this description too )

Some of you guys have never dated a Rescue Chick and it shows!

by Racing Addict October 5, 2022

Litty Rescue

Dangerously high AF and just happy to be there.

That dude is straight litty rescue right now

by anonymous December 22, 2024