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Billy- "Sorry pastor, but i was in my bathroom releasing demons"...
Billy- "Sorry pastor, but i was in my bathroom releasing demons"...
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by Richard December 28, 2003
Get the Releasing the hostages mug.Relaxing :- A gentlemen enjoying a well deserved rest resulting in him being utterly and totally relieved.
by The Unloader November 6, 2010
Get the Relaxing mug.Extensively highlighting and writing all over a packet or book. Typically mandated by high school teachers. Commonly used as torture by teachers at the Cleveland High School CORE program in order to ensure the diminished social lives of their students. Never checked by teachers but required. Easy to copy from another student. BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS!
Student A: Hey man did you do your active reading?
Student B: No man, fuck that shit. i dont want to highlight anymore!
Teacher: Ok students now im collecting your active reading. Pass it up
Student B: DAMN IT!
Student A: Quick just highlight Anything
2 weeks later. student recieves paper back
Student B's paper: 10/10
Student B: No man, fuck that shit. i dont want to highlight anymore!
Teacher: Ok students now im collecting your active reading. Pass it up
Student B: DAMN IT!
Student A: Quick just highlight Anything
2 weeks later. student recieves paper back
Student B's paper: 10/10
by irritated and distracted April 7, 2010
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Bob: I've got a twenty seven page paper due tomorrow on a four line poem.
Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.
Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.
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