A combination sexual act involving the Montana Monorail, Colorado Chocolate Blizzard, Idaho Twister, Wyoming Waffle, utah rainy day, Arizona Facial, and new mexico rodeo. The exact order of acts is not relevant, however due to probable injuries requiring a hosptial stay we sugggest the utah rainy and Wyoming Waffle be done last. Keep in mind the Wyoming Waffle may cause crimainal charges, but if you are bold enough you can follow it with a Mississippi Bullwhip. However, this would not be keeping in tune with the theme of this sexaul act.
Lori had been married to a preacher for most of her life and had stayed by his side living on a limited budget and never straying beyond the missionary position that he told her was required. But when she caught him with her brother in the baptismal pool playing hide the boner she decided to let her hair down. She drove over to the local biker bar and took them to the church where they perfomed the Redbank Tour of the Rockies on her just as the congregation showed up for Monday Night prayer service.
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by SkippyJohnJones June 26, 2019
Get the Recharges mug.There's lot of definitions for red hat, and is often used without explanation. It's all about context.
Most recently and most frequently it's a reference to Donald Trump's infamous "Make America Great Again" MAGA red hat.
Ironically on the left wing, red is the traditional color of communism. The same red beret worn US airborne troopers were also worn by militant socialists or union organizers. Hugo Chávez, president of Venezuela from 1999 until his death in 2013, was called a red hat.
Pre-World War II, pacifists and union organizers were called red hats. The "Red Hat Acoustic Music Club" celebrates this usage.
Red hat can be used as a reference to the Bloods criminal gang, such as Jay-Z "What's Free" song.
Red-hats / red caps are malevolent spirits found in the lowlands of Scotland. Their red hats would frequently re-dyed in human blood. It's associated with violence and vampirism. It the meaning of AFI's song "Red Hat"
The Linux computer software is called "RedHat" because its creator Marc Ewing wore a red hat.
Most recently and most frequently it's a reference to Donald Trump's infamous "Make America Great Again" MAGA red hat.
Ironically on the left wing, red is the traditional color of communism. The same red beret worn US airborne troopers were also worn by militant socialists or union organizers. Hugo Chávez, president of Venezuela from 1999 until his death in 2013, was called a red hat.
Pre-World War II, pacifists and union organizers were called red hats. The "Red Hat Acoustic Music Club" celebrates this usage.
Red hat can be used as a reference to the Bloods criminal gang, such as Jay-Z "What's Free" song.
Red-hats / red caps are malevolent spirits found in the lowlands of Scotland. Their red hats would frequently re-dyed in human blood. It's associated with violence and vampirism. It the meaning of AFI's song "Red Hat"
The Linux computer software is called "RedHat" because its creator Marc Ewing wore a red hat.
Jay-Z "What's Free"
“No redhat, don’t Michael and Prince me and Ye
They separate you when you got Michael and Prince’s DNA"
AFI's song "RedHat"
"Can’t remember days, the days we posses, only the day she left.
I see her in the crucifix, my mind begins to slip. My love had fallen right to a T.
Then I close my eyes and the tears begin to run, the nightmare has just begun.
“No redhat, don’t Michael and Prince me and Ye
They separate you when you got Michael and Prince’s DNA"
AFI's song "RedHat"
"Can’t remember days, the days we posses, only the day she left.
I see her in the crucifix, my mind begins to slip. My love had fallen right to a T.
Then I close my eyes and the tears begin to run, the nightmare has just begun.
by Kingdragonfly July 8, 2019
Get the redhat mug.The exact opposite of blueballs. A rather fantastic condition contracted when getting a great amount of tang. The result of all this pounding causes the testicles to turn red after slapping against the female's rectum countless times over a short period.
me: man my testes ache.
friend: Blueballs?
me: nah, Redballs. i've been rockin an inordinate amount of gina lately.
friend: Blueballs?
me: nah, Redballs. i've been rockin an inordinate amount of gina lately.
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Get the redacious mug.This is an act to only be attempted by people who are very sexually adventrous, flexiable, with good insurance, and a tolerance for concusions. To be considered a complete Redbank West of the Rockies Tour one and one's partner/s must complete a/an Alaskan Pipeline, Washington Candy Apple, Oregon Log Jam, California Carrot, Arizona Chilidog, Hawaiian Muscle Fuck, Idaho Slider, Utah Jaw Dropper, and Nevada Deposit Box within 12 hours.
Carolyn did not have enough money to see the sites west of the Rocky Moutains so she asked Ron and Josh to give her a Redbank West of the Rockies Tour. They were only happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up fuckers.
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