i ready

a torture device made by teachers so kids will kermit sewer slide and fill a class with depresion

i ready is very evil

by pugman 24 February 15, 2022

Hexham Ready

To be clean shaven in the nether regions before a big event/night out

Stancer: were getting a taxi in 20 mins

Angus: give me 30 I need to get hexham ready

by gustavoconfirmed April 4, 2019

The Ready Set

an amazing musician. he makes electronic-pop music.

:)

person 1: "Hey, what are you listening to?"
person 2: "I'm listening to "Giants" by The Ready Set. You should check his music out, he is amazing!"
person 1: "I sure will because if I don't then I must be crazy!"
me: "i have the weirdest example. :) LOL"

by never shout erica:) June 25, 2009

ready teller

A place where one gets money easily.

Gang-banged by your manager, fella, gettin' money out your ass, like a mothafuckin' Ready Teller. Givin' up the dollar bills, now they got the Villain with a purse and high-heels.

by Vanilla Ice Cube November 16, 2007

I-Ready

Shitty fucking education platform with tests longer than grindy mobile games.

Ken: What'd you do in math today?

Cool Guy: That shitty fucking dumb ass I-Ready test that does fucking nothing to help my grade, "Gives you the right lessons" My ass.

by Probably_Alive September 14, 2020

all-ready

adj. - an acknowledgement of a positive situation or opportunity.

Tyrone told his homie, Nate about a "bangin" party on Saturday and after learning of this, his reply was simply, "All-ready!"

by CharlieBee November 14, 2006

I-Ready

"I-Ready educates kids!" Teachers say, Of course they are wrong and if you are looking for any mental disorders, Suicidal thoughts and brain explosion, then use I-ready. This is just for robots and no children should be using this software as this just develops hateful thoughts and procrastination.

Teacher: We are gonna have a pizza party tommarow!
Kids: YAYYAYAYAYY
Teachers mind: NO! MAKE THEM SUFFER! TORTURE THEM!
Teacher: Never mind we are just going to do I-Ready.

by itzcalb766 December 9, 2020