ratting

to circle a block or area with all car windows open and the stereo blaring

when we've nothing better to do, we go ratting around the east side

by claire of york March 18, 2005

Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating)

Originating in the construction and remodeling trades. The Fuck-on-ability Rating is a measure from 1 to 10 of sturdiness and stability in an installed fixture such as a counter-top, toilet, wall, etc. The sturdiness or stability of the fixture is tested by the act of vigorously fucking upon or against the installed fixture until the fixture either becomes disengaged from its mounted surface or the fucking is completed without structural failure. If the fixture fails at any point during the Fuck-on-ability Rating test procedure, it cannot be re-installed and the project must continue without the failed fixture.

A fucked B on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. It is Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 10.

C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.

by spasmolytic October 15, 2011

whitewater rafting

A fun activity where you put on PFDs (layman; "life jacket"), jump in a rubber raft with little PVC paddles and float down the river....no big deal...until you get flipped over, hit on the head with a rock, hit in the teeth with a paddle, flipped out of the raft, pushed out of the raft, or are simply scared out of your mind and go into fight-or-flight mode with those class 5 rapids coming around the bend.

I was having a fun time whitewater rafting until we hit this class 4 sideways, our raft flipped over, I got sucked into the rapid and popped out about 40 feet away (still holding on to my paddle)...After whitewater rafting (which was a real rush) driving on the beltway doesn't seem so bad.

by irishREPUBLICANarmy January 1, 2004

Ranting retard next door

The retard who lives next door and rants and raves talking to himself, like a complete lunatc.

I had to listen to the ranting retard next door at about 4:30am this morning. I'd rather sleep.

by Pseudo Boogy Man October 22, 2008

Ratting

The act of flirting with some one.

This also makes you a "rat"

"Wow, Charlotte's been ratting on him for weeks"

by Percymojo October 29, 2012

SHAFTT rating

Pronounced "Shaft", as in Samuel L. Jackson's role in the blockbuster motion picture "Shaft".

Rating system for date-able women. A woman's SHAFTT rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship.

Significant scientific research at Bro U has determined that this is the MOST accurate measure for a woman's "hotness"

Auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention.

An acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order.

S - Stomach
H - Hips
A - Ass
F - Face
T - Thighs
T- TITS

Each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male's taste, or preference.

Athleticly built woman, effortlessly beautiful face, fantastic ass, wide hips, chest leaves something to be desired.

SHAFTT rating (5 stars max):

S - 5
H - 4
A - 5
F - 5
T - 4
T - 2*

*Shitty, but not as devastating as a 2 for an ass...

by 3headedLeBronster July 9, 2011

sams rating

Unofficial rating for free company food on a scale of 1 to 5.

"What was the sams rating for the Onion Tart with Gruyere and Thyme?"
"Definitely a 3."

by da finer November 8, 2017