by RobocarPolifan March 24, 2025
Get the Rescue Teammug. A talented comedian that rescues Comedy Central Stand-up from their bovine, lack-luster "comedy" and misandry.
by TeskarTheBlindSquid February 2, 2020
Get the Rescue Comedianmug. A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
by makahahawaii August 31, 2023
Get the rescue pissmug. The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?
Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
Get the Nine Iron Rescuemug. Whenever a woman is performing fellatio to a man on all fours, at the time of climaxing for the man he hooks his fingers in her assh*le and keeps her from pulling away. Rescuing the children by deep spinal maneuvering.
"I caught the baseball game and the next day I went hiking. I was so tired I slept in, I just called in sick. How was your weekend?"
"I deep spinal rescued my tinder date on Friday and on Saturday I went to the movies to watch the new Spiderman movie."
"I deep spinal rescued my tinder date on Friday and on Saturday I went to the movies to watch the new Spiderman movie."
by fhitshacedeveryday June 10, 2023
Get the deep spinal rescuemug. A common refrain among Republicans right after Trump staged the Insurrection, as Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy headed down to kiss Trump’s golden ass after he courageously but impulsively ‘dissed’ him and then quickly realized he’d set himself up for having his entire political life go down the drain (which happened anyway).
It was definitely “McCarthy to the rescue!” happening when Kevin uttered the insipid statement, “Well you know, Donald is said to be not eating and he is very depressed.”
by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2023
Get the McCarthy to the rescue!mug. Derogatory title for members of the Providence Fire Department assigned to a Rescue Company (EMS Division).
Originated as a malicious term sometime from the 1960s-1990s when being part of the EMS Division was seen as lesser work by those on Engine and Ladder Companies.
Today it is used jokingly, especially in reference to how the department's Rescue Techs (Medics) are overworked.
"Rescue really blows."
Originated as a malicious term sometime from the 1960s-1990s when being part of the EMS Division was seen as lesser work by those on Engine and Ladder Companies.
Today it is used jokingly, especially in reference to how the department's Rescue Techs (Medics) are overworked.
"Rescue really blows."
by Rescue9 May 23, 2020
Get the Rescue Blowmug.