Nine Iron Rescue

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).

Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.

by Nickola100 February 25, 2010

Beach Whale Rescue Team

See definition for "Ryan Price"

"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"

by Amishflap January 2, 2012

Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.

Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.

by Sicem bears August 4, 2020

Operation Military Rescue

The Act of a female soldier giving an injured male soldier a blow job during battle.

John: Hey ed, you ok? I heard your leg was blown off during the mission.

Ed: You heard that right John!!! Not only did I get my leg patched up she gave me an Operation Military Rescue in the process!!!
proceeds to be given the metal of honor the following day

by duckbrawl42 February 22, 2021

TIK TOK RESCUE

It's an EJACULATION that is too slow and needs to be SPED UP.

The class action lawsuits are baseless.

Make it happen.

PERFECT FAG DATE WAITING.

HEART

Here is the problem is TIK TOK training is too slow and needs TIK TOK RESCUE by the GREAT WALL OF CHINA as PELOSI needs to JET into that BIG MOUTH and let me tell you they might DIE QUICK but one three thousandth of a second would seem like an ETERNITY the SHEER PAIN it would cause on COLLISIION.

Listen the JUDGE needs to throw out all lawsuits against them and do a TIK TOK RESCUE is ORACLE PARK is seeing a vast application of TROJANS AND OPE VIRUSES which is great for research purposes.

Hey guys want to make a lot of money as let's do a UNIQUE TIK TOK RESCUE as let's cover this bitch in the TUSCANY for visiting PARIS the wrong way as not having BOLLARDS to help her with her GOD AWFUL DRIVIMG , BUFFALO!!!!

Listen the guy just wants a real TIK YOK RESCUE honest date that does not repossess their appurtenances or throw them in a nut house or throw them in prison or COCK TEASE them to a GRINDR HALT.

MAGIC MAN and TIK TOK RESCUE ," as stop the SUBTLE and BLATANT ELDER ABUSE and your phony hacking of stealing away their originality.

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022

Flying beer to the rescue

When a beer just appears

Oh I was just sat down sobering up by Fulham Riverside then there was a flying beer to the rescue.

by Dave Davies August 2, 2022

deep spinal rescue

Whenever a woman is performing fellatio to a man on all fours, at the time of climaxing for the man he hooks his fingers in her assh*le and keeps her from pulling away. Rescuing the children by deep spinal maneuvering.

"I caught the baseball game and the next day I went hiking. I was so tired I slept in, I just called in sick. How was your weekend?"
"I deep spinal rescued my tinder date on Friday and on Saturday I went to the movies to watch the new Spiderman movie."

by fhitshacedeveryday June 10, 2023