CV relationship

a relationship where two chidlers who hug one day, text each other ily that night, and then break up the next day

Jimothy: did you hear that Johnny and Emma broke up over text and NEVER talked to each other

Wion Zilliomson: watta CV relationship

by _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_ May 16, 2019

sam and ron relationship

constant fighting, arguing then a brief of 5 minutes of being a loving couple then the arguing continues, one big cycle. Originated from the Jersey Shore.

It looks like james and sarah hit the sam and ron relationship stage

by Team Always Loving Indoors October 15, 2011

weapons of mass destruction related program activities

synonym for, "We've got nothing."

"Already, the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations."

by Whee February 1, 2004

platonic relationship

when you're in a relationship with someone but you don't have any "love" feelings for each other.

me: "parker and I are in a platonic relationship"
person: "so...... you're friends?"
me: "no we're in a relationship, it's the same as a "normal" romantic relationship, just with fewer feelings. Our attraction is somewhere in between friendship feelings and love feelings."

Another term for a platonic relationship is a queerplatonic relationship.

by CoolGayBean August 13, 2020

Relatives tax

The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present

Ive got no money to go out drinking tonight because I had to pay relatives tax

by pseudonames July 4, 2009

relation-shit

A relationship gone terribly wrong.

My relationship turned into a relation-shit after I forgot our anniversary.

by Kathleen Breach February 5, 2008

relationshit

Relationshit: what you're usually up to your neck in when your girlfriend says, "We have to talk..."
Also, the stressful aspects of being in a relationship with someone; the part of the relationship before it ends acrimoniously; pretending you like a woman so you can have sex with her.

That woman was so high maintenance; I never had to deal with so much relationshit before in my life." or, "After Karen caught me flirting with Suzie, I was in relationshit up to my eyebrows!

by J-Bullets November 26, 2010