A monster that comes in your car while you are belly dancing and it takes your red bull and drinks it all and yes that is his legal birth name.
by ChickenPoopFart September 14, 2019
The prophet of the red bull
A woman alone at night
Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And
RED BULL
She would lay down her live for red bull
For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster
Red bull is her god
Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons
Eat the meat of the red bull god
We shall rise
Red Bull will rise
If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure
Sin in the name of red bull
Never be quite yell only nonsense
Confuse and distract others
Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever
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THE PROPHECY
On night cold and dark
The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour
Rain? No red bull
The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull
The water will run to high
Water? No red bull
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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull
Join us
Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
A woman alone at night
Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And
RED BULL
She would lay down her live for red bull
For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster
Red bull is her god
Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons
Eat the meat of the red bull god
We shall rise
Red Bull will rise
If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure
Sin in the name of red bull
Never be quite yell only nonsense
Confuse and distract others
Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever
______________________________________________________
THE PROPHECY
On night cold and dark
The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour
Rain? No red bull
The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull
The water will run to high
Water? No red bull
_____________________________________________________
If you want to be safe from the day of redbull
Join us
Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
by fuckingUSERNAME August 03, 2023
Brad: "Hey Tom! Did you see Jimmy running around like a maniac?"
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "
by ChazzzySan May 27, 2015
A terrible trophyless ignored feeders club in the MLS. Their fans can only flex derby wins, plates, and random new yorker trophies. Ghosts in the MLS after qualifying for playoffs.
by Your Favorite NYCFC fan February 19, 2024
A atrocious energy drink wannabe New Yorker club. Ignored by their owners and has no good trophies after almost 30 years.
Hey look! That Red Bulls New York fan is flexing his metal plates trophies! LOL no trophies for him!
by Your Favorite NYCFC fan February 17, 2024
The spirit of a protective masculine energy
It kills
It herds
It drives out the living
Do not enter its stable
An outlaw
A guard
That drinks fire and breathes smoke
It kills
It herds
It drives out the living
Do not enter its stable
An outlaw
A guard
That drinks fire and breathes smoke
“The red bull is inevitable”
by OnetoSeven June 06, 2025