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taking the underground railroad

Rolling the new $20 bill to snort coke
Hey Jim, I'm taking the underground railroad, you in?
by RuneStax June 2, 2016
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I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."
by WatterBottles February 10, 2022
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the underground railroad

when a girl starts sucking on your balls, then licks your gooch, and finishes it off with a rimjob. It's a funny experience that feels great, but is secretive just like the real underground railroad from back in the day.
So last night this slam piece was sucking my dick when all of the sudden she gave me the underground railroad
by rocklobster 69 October 4, 2011
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Rusty Railroad

When someone with a penis or strap-on, fucks someone in the ass and then uses their utensil to lay down poopy tracks on the face of the anal-receiver making the mouth into the cross tie just like those damned chinese in the 1800s thus making a RUSTY RAILROAD.
Man: Bitch turn around so i can give you a rusty railroad.

Woman(or gayer man): NO! I don't want poop-dick tracks smeared on my face!
by Jonesman19tchi March 15, 2009
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the underground railroad

The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.

Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."
by sal May 18, 2004
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San Francisco Railroad

The act of tucking one's penis between his legs and into is own anus. Then passing his own erect penis out of his asshole.
Daryl: Dude I tried the San Francisco Railroad last nigh, shit was so cash.

Eddie: Really? Wow...
by anonymoose16 August 5, 2009
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underground railroad

A clever escape route, or the act of leaving a crowded place or a sticky situation, without anyone noticing until long after your gone.
"Hey, anyone seen Tom?"
"yea..like a half hour ago by the keg"

"Damn, He must have hit the underground railroad"
by doughboys9 May 24, 2007
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