quim wig

Aslo known as a merkin. A pubic wig for women.

"Hey dude, my girlfriend shaved, now she wears a quim wig"

by bobohme January 31, 2005

Quim Claws

When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours...

What the fuck is that stench?
Oh sorry I just fingered my missus and she has run out of vagiclean - I must have quim claws

by Mama F April 19, 2006

The Quim Reaper

Is a name associated with a chap who gets more than his fair share of fanny rudder action.

Christ, that fucking bloke is a fanny magnet. He scythes through pussy like The Quim Reaper.

by Richard Ellis May 03, 2006

Wetland Quim

A large pulsating moist vulva which has seen its best days

Have you heard about Barry's Wetland Quim?

by Darkdestroyer20 September 09, 2020

quim head

Some one with a head that looks like a quim due to a stupid off axis quiff

Rev Ross Beeby, Ace Ventura - both reputable quim heads

by booblybits June 06, 2011

quim swim

The act of going down on a female who is known to get particularly wet when being orally stimulated.

i'm shagging Wendy tonight. She's a squirter! Bit of a quim swim before I fuck her.

by bigbadscot November 29, 2016

Quim Quavers

When the overuse of the female genitalia causes the lips to sag down and look like prawn cocktail Quavers.

Guy1: Lad. That cougar you took home last night looked like she should of got out the game a long time ago.

Guy2: I know lad. She had the worst case of quim quavers I've ever seen.

by Harrymarrymo October 11, 2012