quarantine masturbation routine

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.

I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!

by eda-skip November 23, 2021

quarantine masturbation routine

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.

Time for my quarantine masturbation routine.

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

Quarantine

The word 'Quarantine' is beginning to take on a sinister second meaning. In this new sense, it has less to do with protection from any real disease than it has to do with stifiling freedom of speech, assembly and thought. The quarantine is a tool intended to prevent the expression of ideas that pose a challenge to the dominant social group's ill-gotten power, status and cultural hegemomy. It is a catch phrase for malicious efforts by a powerful group to silence inconvenient truths, to oppress and stifle the members of society who are being directly harmed by its agendas.

Chad passed a unilateral bill to quarantine all Asians and men shy of six feet so that he would have uncontested access to a fertile field of stacies

by D Flawless March 27, 2020

Quarantine

The time of the month when a female is having her period. Resulting in no sex for you.

I thought I was getting some ass last night but she was 'Quarantined'

by Honkytonk Bossman February 16, 2009

Quarantine bae

a single person who gets together with another single person (usually somebody they know, like and ex) and agrees to do relationship-ish type things during COVID-19 as a result of not being able to date new people

Hey, I know it’s been a while since we broke up, but I’m lonely and since we can’t meet new people right now, will you be my quarantine bae??

by bsh2020 March 25, 2020

Quarantine Pussy

A girl who’s hot enough that you wouldn’t mind being stuck with her at home for long periods of time

Damnn that girl is so hot, she definitely has that quarantine pussy...

by Zephyrhillspapi March 17, 2020

Quarantine'cation

The act of federal government imposed and regulated self quarantine for a extended duration longer than 7 days,so no work becomes a 7 day vacation.

The president of US told my company to allow me to work from home; but I ended up going to beach & watching Nextflix during the whole Quarantine'cation period!

by Coastalgent72 March 25, 2020