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by EpicNoobx January 30, 2023

Punjabi Cumshot

The Punjabi Cum-shot is where a male hollows out a dildo while filling it with curry and harshly shoving the dildo into another mans anus several times which will then make the mans anus turn bright red in a fiery pain leading to a rushing wave of cum to excrete from the penis into a bowl of curry which is then served with rice and eaten by the insertee of the curry dildo.

last night, Cletus and i were out huntin' for bears in wild country when we found ourselves in a cabin with only a bowl of curry and a hollow dildo, the Punjabi Cumshot was our only option to escape the wrath of the bears.

by inglebert st dick rape October 18, 2010

punjab

a prominent culturally rich state in Pakistan and India

white trailer trash nigers who have no idea how to suck a good Punjab dick when it is right in on their K-Mart employee of the month lips

by LisitdoneC January 19, 2008

punjabi

the most atrocious boxing maneuver where you kick a man in the testicles repeatedly and then give the opponent a kiss. Punjabi is also known to be a gay momma addicted to heroin crack cocaine.

That guy is a real punjabi

by joe31 March 12, 2022

punjabi bromance

when you're man-crush moves to the next level, i.e. going gay with your best friend.

i heard that david bowie and mic jagger were once caught in a hotel starting punjabi bromance.

by gauldangnuga October 15, 2010

Punjabi Pudding

1. Slang for human feces. aka Pudding Pants

2. Used jokingly about manure See: Rocky Mountain Oysters

Origin from Punjab based on the 5 rivers of Punjab. It has been socially acceptable to defecate in public, so the Five Rivers are pretty polluted.

1. "Sounds like someone has some Punjabi Pudding that needs to attended to," says the mother as she passes the wailing baby to her husband.

2. Let's fix Bob's wagon - we'll send him over some Punjabi Pudding after he eat's the Rocky Mountain Oysters!"

by punjabistar June 5, 2018

punjabi taxi

the empty vehicle driven by a Punjabi Taxi-man at 2 am around stevenage, hitchin and luton, with little regard for speed limits, the highway code or safety of other road users, while on their way to a fare.

The expression is quite common in stevenage where it originated, due to the large amount of Taxi cabs driven by people of asian origin.

Note, that even non-asian taaxi drivers can be refered to this way if they are driving in the manner describes above.

"shall we walk or take the punjabi taxi?"

by Borne August 28, 2006