Cock protector

Someone that protects your cock.
Opposite if a cock blocker


A.k.a
CP
Cool person

Guy 1: Dude can you be a cock protector and make sure everything goes good.
Guy 2. Yeah bro.

by previan February 17, 2009

Pocket protector

Condom

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.

by Mellymagic October 29, 2020

Protector

The male at the party that sticks with and or follows his female prey throughout the duration of the party. The "protector" ,however, is not the one who hooks up with the female. He merely follows and watches over her, ridding her of all other men that look to take his meal, only to lose her towards the end of the party to the man that has not made an attempt on even flirting with this girl. The protector also feels the need to justify his actions by saying he is almost "in" or that they are "bestfriends" and he is helping her stay "faithful". He should also be viewed as the most annoying male at the party due to his need to "cling" or "cockblock" other males with a much stronger mac-game. If the protector fails to get his dick wet with this girl, no one shall.

Karl: dude help me get vanessa away from sheldon, he wont leave her alone and she wants to hook up

Travis: dude i dont know why sheldon always wants to be the protector man, he needs to accept that she isnt going to hook up with him. Its been 2hours!!

by PartyDefinitions July 18, 2014

Protractor

A protractor is a devil tool used in a wood shop or a math class. It is more than that tho every protractor ever made is soaked in demonic acid and they will haunt you. Green protractors are like the devil. It’s like how demons aren’t as scary as the devil but still scary; regular protractors aren’t as scary as green ones but still scary.

I played with a ouija board and my house was haunted by a protractor. Good thing it wasn’t a green on I would be dead.

by Reese in pieces December 18, 2017

Protato

Someone who is a pro at something. Mainly at Puyo Puyo.

From the Puyo Nexus IRC.

Masa is so protato.

by CustardZegtGa January 5, 2010

Serge the protector

1. Super hero based on yann blomquist who harnesses the power of electricity, and has cables, exrension chords, and power chords which make up his arm/ hand region.

Serge the protector's logo is made up of a surge protector and its cable surrounded by lightning bolts/electricity.

Serge has been often known to wear vests, plad shirts, and hiking boots during the day, and his coustume with arm bands, and saddle shoes while fighting crime.

FRANCE NEEDS A HERO!
what is this?
It is SERGE THE PROTECTOR!
haw, haw, haw, we are savved!

by the gentile gangsta' December 24, 2003

Protector_Nick

Protector who is named Nick
Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick
Babysitter of Strike, doesn't matter what position you're at
Real pro (most of the time)

1: "Protector_Nick is hot."
2: "No, he is cool."
3: "Shut up noobs, he is pro."

by Tom the pro June 29, 2021