Advanced Pinky Promise

A more serious version of your everyday, usual pinky promise. With the advanced pinky promise, it is understood that if said promise is broken, the promise breaker will have to remove their pinky by whatever means the betrayed promised chooses, and donate it to the MAF (Missing Appendage Foundation).

Sally Sue: I told Jack you liked him.
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..

by Leelo. January 3, 2010

Middle Finger Promise

A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.

I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.

by thecockblockersss June 16, 2010

Promise

Blank hollow statements of comfort that serve no purpose other than to make someone feel better when you're lying to them.

I promise to love you forever... (Later that day) I'm with someone else, good bye.

by Aqurala April 6, 2010

promise 😊

The word and emoji that gave the whole one direction fandom trust issues.

louis tomlinson: “promise 😊”
1d fandom 2015: yay they will be back
1d fandom now: bestie it’s been 6 years

by lou’s5ft9inch December 2, 2021

Pinky promise

A pinky promise is a very sacred vow that is to never be broken and is to be sealed with a kiss.

I pinky promise that we'll always have each other.

by Rebel Angel.4 July 17, 2016

Sicilian Promise

A total assurance that is worth more then its weight in gold. A sure thing especially in the new york metro area and Sicily

Tommy guns was given a sicilian promise by rocky to get the shit beat out of him and rocky gave it to him.

by Jimmy bags December 19, 2008

i promise

I promise is just another lie

I promise I won't do that again "Do it again"

by Rahera February 20, 2017