Preston

A retard from Alabama with drinking problem

That Nigga must be a Preston

by CancerSquad January 3, 2023

preston

The protagonist of your class in terms of grades. He is literally untouchable when it comes to grades. God gave him plot armor thick enough to stop Mr. Reilly or Dr. Terranova bad grades. He works and studies very hard and is a professional phantom forces player, despite playing on a laptop that can't run google. His brain has enough ram to join a google meet 272 times. Careful though, because he is the most based person you will ever meet. Don't insult him or he'll call you gay and black as well as offensive slurs for those words respectively.

Preston literally memorized the entire aeneid just by reading it once what the fuck

by helloaeneid December 5, 2021

Preston

He is really in to the definition of phasing and cant guess it.

Preston can Phase

by LolItsMe3 December 16, 2021

Preston

Preston is very arrogant fake and mean and is very dirty minded

Don’t be friends with Preston

by CookieXlover March 13, 2022

Preston

Bi polar. Literally this guy runs in circles. He will fight for you nd with you constantly. HE doesn't cheat tho, he has a pure soul, you j needa be on his good side.

" preston is j so pure but mean"
yea that's preston

by Wagwanshorty99 April 12, 2022

Preston

preston is preston, a non fat BIG BONED race car obsessed sociopath. He loves to terrorize his younger siblings and loves to smell yogurt in his spare time. his fav subject is math and he smells like grahm crackers and band-aids. He has braces, no eyebrows, and very little hair. He LOVES SKYLAR, MACKENZIE, AND KAM. we are his bffs4L. hes from the ghetto aka flo-ri-dah as so he says. but hes really from wisconsin.

omg have u met preston?

u mean princess paddy cakes?

yeah

by Fuck lannika April 17, 2022

Preston

My boyfriend since January 18, 2021. If you’re seeing this I love you and, by the time you see this I hope we’re still together and you still love me. I truly hope we figured the bad things out and we did a lot of stuff together. I just want to make you happy.

Laura: I love you Preston.

by Lautyue November 24, 2021