Preston

A fattie that can't fit in pictures

Please move that preston out of the picture we can't see anything!

by J. L. Shiraki January 22, 2008

Preston

Preston he is the most insane, redneck guy u will meet, Preston will stay up on FaceTime with u until 11:00 at night just to sing country songs and talk about 4wheelers. Preston is the most carring and loving guy u will ever meet. Preston might be the most retarded person u will meet but u will fall in love with him instantly. Preston also has the most thoughtful caring eyes, you will often find yourself staring into his eyes getting lost very easily.

- bob the ailen

Preston is very retarted

by -bob the ailen October 26, 2019

Preston

Preston, a name usually coinciding with an elitist meaning due to the old english derivation of "priests town". Prestons usually tend to coalesce in small, affluent coastal Connecticut communities where there tends to be a surplus of gin and tonics in company with polo matches. Prestons also are nicknames for typical "prep" attire, IE sperry topsiders, seersucker pants, pastel polo's and sport jackets of varying hues. "Did you spot those prestons that chap was wearing on his feet? They were of the finest leather."

"What a frigging preston!"

by random123 December 12, 2008

Preston

A fag. someone who needs a life. Normally walks like a woman, and talks like a girl. They cant be trusted. but have drop dead gorgeous eyes

oh my gosh its so hott. preston would also say ahh! its burning my face

by dr.pepperdoode. January 19, 2009

Preston

A fat ass hard gay mofo, who can juggle more balls then a circus clown. Also his gayness is communicable.

1-Holy shit!

2-What?

1-Your Preston... don't infect me.

by Sneaux April 30, 2008

Preston

Being wholly incompetent at golf. The inability to even move a golf ball in a forward direction.

I was really a Preston on the course today.

by Bradwing February 22, 2010

Preston

To be melancholy and depressed.

Man, I am feeling very Preston today.

by Friend220202 November 14, 2010