pregnant pause

The silence that occurs after someone has said or done something that leaves everyone who bore witness to the event speechless.

The first cousin of awkward silence.

A pregnant pause often occurs when something that requires a sarcastic response happens, but no one quite knows what to day or do.

In the middle of a group of people having a conversation, Michael picks his nose and then eats it. All conversation ceases.

(pregnant pause)

by jcsavestheday October 16, 2008

Pregnant with a Lion

It's when you're so hungry from not eating much or anything all day and your tummy starts growling.

Boy: Hey how are you??
Girl: Not too good, I'm pregnant with a lion.
Boy: YOU'RE WHAT!?!?
Girl: Calm down, I'm just hungry!! =)

by Megalyn09 October 19, 2010

barefoot and pregnant

When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family

A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.

Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."

Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."

Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"

Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."

Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."

by breeder jim April 18, 2015

pregnant joint

A poorly rolled marijuana cigarette with a prominent bulge in the center.

That dude only knows how to roll pregnant joints.

by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

Pregnant

Basically don’t do it, you get fat and you have a little hoe like you expecting to live off u for free for like twenty years like no hoe if you wanna live with me you have to pay the bills.

Hoe: I’m pregnant

Logical person: we should look for jobs for her.
Ya.

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

Have a pregnant

Getting freaked out, or being upset and/or frightened due to some surprise or horrible discovery.

"Radica1Faith" Had a Pregnant when "Pylly" pranked him by saying he "Had a Pregnant" in response to "Radical1Faith" a year after "Radical1Faith" tried to create a meme around his expression "Have a Pregnant".

by Whiz-Kid July 7, 2010

Pregnant Rooster

A person who runs weird or lacks the athletic ability to run correctly. Resembling a pregnant rooster, because roosters cannot get pregnant.

"Trevin come on, you're running like a pregnant rooster. Quit being a puss."

by 7th Man Chazzer B February 27, 2009