She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.
I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.
Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.
I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.
Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Bean Pouchmug. Girl 1: Wow, bestie. You really messed her up for saying that about your butt.
Girl 2: Yep. My butt is round, not fat... so I slapped her in the face and kicked her right in the tuna pouch.
Girl 1: That's my BFF! Your butt is perfect, by the way. Let's go get some fuzzy navels.
Girl 2: Yep. My butt is round, not fat... so I slapped her in the face and kicked her right in the tuna pouch.
Girl 1: That's my BFF! Your butt is perfect, by the way. Let's go get some fuzzy navels.
by BigDeff72 June 28, 2015
Get the Tuna Pouchmug. by Swanee February 24, 2014
Get the cod pouchmug. 1. Foreskin.
2. Also refers to the act of eating all the weed when the drug police comes barging into your house
2. Also refers to the act of eating all the weed when the drug police comes barging into your house
If you think about it, condoms are just sealed barbarian pouches.
Void got involved in a drug raid yesterday, bastard really did a barbarian pouch to deny everything lol
Void got involved in a drug raid yesterday, bastard really did a barbarian pouch to deny everything lol
by schazenfraud April 14, 2022
Get the Barbarian pouchmug. by ColombianJerk September 3, 2019
Get the Respect The Pouchmug. by Frat Daddy21 July 14, 2010
Get the Frat Pouchmug. by Anonymous April 1, 2003
Get the pussy pouchmug.