Ubiquitous Porcupine

An Ubiquitous Porcupine is someone who is always annoyingly close. They're someone who you have way too much awkward eye contact, accidental run ins, and conversations but ins with. Typically, the U.P. will have annoying spiky hair that sticks up like a porcupine quills does. The U.P. just always seems to somehow appear wherever you decide to go, no matter how unlikely it is that they should be there.

The Ubiquitous Porcupine was everywhere they went, constantly haunting their lives.

by Aye not Aye May 27, 2016

Ubiquitous Porcupine

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016

Short-Haired Porcupine

When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.

Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.

Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.

by Pronema January 23, 2011

Snick the Porcupine

Snick is a purple porcupine from Pizza Tower, a work in progress game by PTG. He's a joke character of sorts portraying Sonic the Hedgehog, and this is even joked with by Peppino (The main character) accidentally going to the Snick Amateur Games Expo, instead of the Sonic Amateur Games Expo. Snick is a goofy little guy.

Yo, is that Snick the Porcupine from Pizza Tower?
Yeah, bro.

Awesome, he's so fucking cool.

by 3ggst3r June 25, 2022

Flying Attack Porcupine

A critter that screams "meep" when in attack mode, but make no noises when in super stealthy mode.

Did i just hear a FAP?
Impossible!...unless...argh!

by anon June 13, 2004

Dick Porcupine

A promiscuous female or male homosexual who has partaken in a high volume of penile penetration.

If that chick had as many dicks sticking out of her as shes had in her she'd be a dick porcupine.

by Fireman Dan February 24, 2020

Iraqi Porcupine candy cane

The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.

Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.

by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011