Poor-man's chioppino

A concoction of French salad dressing and dead bugs collceted from light fixtures. The mixture is usually consumed on a dare by dishwashers or busboys who are bored out of their skulls and start making their own fun.

If I eat this piece of raw bacon you've got to down a glass of poor-man's chioppino.

by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006

poor man's abortion

Striking a pregnant woman in suck a way as to deliberately cause her to miscarry.

"Yeah my girlfriend was pregnant but I gave her a poor man's abortion"

by jjjk July 29, 2006

Poor-man's virgin

The use of a slice of smoked ham to simulate a hymen.

She said she'd never been with a man before, but I found a package of prosciutto under the bed in the morning, so I think she may have just been a Poor-man's virgin.

by amsclark February 11, 2010

Poor Man's Diet

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread

That fella has a poor man's diet

by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022

poor man's life

When you can't afforded a home so you choose to live under a bridge.

I have a poor man's life

by Shapoodin December 14, 2019

Poor mans ket

Pop a 5mg Valium and smoke cannabis it puts the user in a dissociative state for about 3 hours
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction

Tommy:why are u acting weird bro
Brodie: I took some poor mans ket

by Fuckthegaysstraightalltheway November 23, 2018

Poor Man's Dynamometer

A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.

I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.

The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.

by Longfingers December 21, 2010