Lobotomy Popsicle

Lobotomy Popsicle (n.):

A euphemism for the male sexual member during the act of fellatio. This act is often accompanied by an impossibility to think, concentrate, reason, keep your toes from curling up, or (if it's a really good one and you are laying down on the bed), keep the sheets out of your ass crack.

Oh baby, I've had a lot on my mind lately. Why don't you spend some time sucking on the ol' lobotomy popsicle?

by J. Lo. September 5, 2007

lets blow this popsicle stand

To leave a place abruptly.

"This place sucks!"

"Yeah. Lets blow this Popsicle stand."

by BabyMasterJR January 27, 2019

Popsicle stick

Universal code word for guys when they are erect

I think Jerry has a popsicle stick

by PizzaBoi99 December 18, 2016

Californian Popsicle

The act of freezing ones sperm onto his penis and inserting it into his partner till the sperm has melted.

Hey baby wanna Californian Popsicle.

Whats that?

Im gonna freeze the jizz on my dick and stick it in yer ass till you bleed.

Ive been waiting for a man to say that all my life.

by BryanNathanLukeDaniel April 24, 2009

cherry popsicle

When a girl menstruates on a guy (who is not using a condom) during vaginal intercourse. The girl then proceeds to blow the guy's bloody penis.

Kelly totally gave that guy a cherry popsicle in the woods.

by BenKyle May 1, 2010

Beneficial owner of a popsicle

The person who opens the wrapper of a popsicle.

As beneficial owner of a popsicle, I would need to be wary of those who would like to give my popsicle a haircut. They might try a shark-bite to avoid my back-ice.

by Ace Binkley December 8, 2005

hit the popsicle

a term to mean chill out or calm down.originated in Florida

" My gurl was cappin the other day so i told her to hit the popsicle before i take off on her ass

by kamaron January 30, 2008