poopie

A hilarious response to any question.

" Can you tell us the area of this rhombus Jimmy?"

...."poopie"

by Cacciatore_91 December 28, 2005

poopified

the act of making something poopy

i totally "poopified" this toilet seat

by Morgan_ November 27, 2006

ghost no wipe poopie

Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.

Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

poopiedookie

A dance in which the hokie pokie and poop are combined. Dancing and pooping at the same time.

Ew! That girl is totally doing the poopiedookie!

by anyacoolbeansmcdonnell. January 17, 2009

Poopin

An assault on another person's unattended mobile device, usually posting "Poopin'" to their Twitter or Facebook accounts.

Out at the pub, Bob leaves his iPhone at the table to take a slash. He returns to find his iPhone on the twitter homepage with a new tweet:
Poopin'

by sj26 December 20, 2010

pooping

Poop is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before passing out of you butthole. It feels like God is kissing your ass and sucking the poop from it, what an AMAZING feeling. Everytime you poop, an angel gets its wings. Poop can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. Anyway possible pooping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that poop comes sliding out your asshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.

Ah, lets all go pooping in the lobby.

by i am sofa king we todd didd April 17, 2014

poopies

A name that you give to puppies that crap all over the house no matter how hard you try to housebreak them.

I rescued two little poopies from the animal shelter. My carpets will never be the same....

by Hackermom July 21, 2008